Disappointed in the lack of snow, I decided to write this blog post to get me into the holiday spirit.
SERIOUSLY, WEATHER GODS. EVERY OTHER PLACE IN THE NORTHEAST AT LEAST SAW FLURRIES.
Enjoy my holiday wishlist filled with 7000 tshirts, toasters and Alec Baldwin.
So without further ado…
10. Darth Vader Toaster

I know this one might be confusing. Most people know me as a Star Trek dork. But this toaster is just too awesome.
P.S. Somewhere there is a Star Wars Force Trainer. Find that for me and I will love you forever. I was the kid who stood in front of the automatic doors. Wait… nah, I still am that kid. My ringtone is the Imperial March
P.P.S. 
This toaster is also an acceptable alternative, as well as the toaster that has clear glass sides.
P.P.P.S. OR THIS ONE. 
9. Decepticon USB Stick

‘Nuff said. I am still convinced that all State Trooper cars are Barricade.
8. Speech Bubble Speakers
Like Woah!

I want to have this when I get my desktop and then mount them on the wall next to band posters.
7. These Bookshelves
To either feel like I live down the Rabbit Hole or in The Burrow, of course.
6. Klingon Hamlet

You sir, are a fishmonger!
I won’t be able to read this. However, I have read Hamlet numerous times. And if you can read Klingon, then you can translate for me. Ok?
5. Various 30 Rock/ The Office Merchandise
I could do a top 20 list for all 30 Rock and The Office merchandise I would like for this Holiday Season. I have loved 30 Rock since it started (I won’t lie, I am in love with Alec Baldwin and Jack McBrayer) and so this has been building up for awhile.
Note: If you can get me in to meet them, you will win and I will dedicate 30 (Pun!) blog posts to your awesomeness.

Because we all know the only reason I’m applying for an NBC Internship is to eventually wear this uniform.




Who doesn’t need a hat that says EXTRA CHESE?!
Aaaaand… The Office




Because it was Dwight in the breakroom with the beet (Or the freezer and antihistamines), To Support the Rabid, I want to give Dundie Awards to everyone, and mugs for Allison and JRB.



For Travis to wear when he doesn’t want to dress professional (Also, to wear while we are filming our Office spoof), an acceptable alternative, and to put on the District office door.

If you get me nothing else, make it this shirt.
4. Various Nerd T-Shirts







3. Oh wait… Here’s more! (As seen on The Big Bang Theory… another favorite)







What's more awesome than a bunch of old radios on a shirt? NOTHING.
2. Star Wars Sheets

Although I may need you to take me to Pottery Barn. I will need to return these Star Wars sheets, because I will find them too stimulating and incompatible with a good night’s sleep. I don’t like the way Darth Vader is staring at me.
1. You should listen to SCAD Radio all the time.
NO JOKE.
I will be so happy if you just tune in to SCAD Radio all the time! For instance you could check out Locals Only on Sunday nights at 8 p.m. (Email SAVlocalsonly@gmail.com if you have local music you would like to submit)
Also, if you could get me a new copy of Elf I would really appreciate it. My copy is all scratched up and I’m getting upset that I can’t answer the phone by playing “Buddy the elf, what’s your favorite color?!”
Make sure you stay tuned for my list of favorite Old-Fashioned Holiday Songs, my list of favorite Old-Fashioned Holiday Song Covers, and the best versions of Hot Chocolate.